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Reasons You Are Still Single…#1
You start off personal ads with “I’m a selfish prick.”
Run away, little girl. - 25 (southern maine)
Date: 2010-11-21, 8:04PM EST
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I’m a selfish prick.
I am what I eat, so I eat only the best.
I like yoga and not just for the yoga girls, although their flexibility used to intrigue me. Now I like them if they can keep up.
Yes, you look fat in that dress.
I don’t care what you think. You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I just do not give. I do what I want, when I want.
As for you, you better like to laugh, as I’m more than the usual amount of fun and interesting.
You should like stiff drinks and good times.
And if you’re the kind of girl that likes eating fruit off of the vine, or off the stomach of a really close friend, or if you just like to lick your fingers and pretend, I won’t tell.
If you’re still reading this, why aren’t you sending me an email? The worst that could happen is that you fall madly in love with my smile and start stalking me.
On second thought…
