Date: 2010-10-07, 1:00PM MDT Reply to:comm-3yd8g-1994123379@craigslist.org[Errors when replying to ads?] Looking to break a world record in stacking bologna? Good! We are too, and we have thousands of slices if bologna just waiting to be stacked. We are looking for a few strapping gentleman between the ages of 14 and 64 to join our crack team of bologna stackers. We will practicing our technique for thenext few weeks. Practice will be three times a week from 6 a.m. to 8:15 a.m. (I have cross training from 4:30 a.m. to 5:45 a.m. so I cannot change practice time.) Snacks will be provided, processed meat only. Actual qualifications for the Guiness Book of World Records will be held in my basement Oct. 15. Please bring any extra strobe lights you may have lying around as we find this helps create the necessary energy for the most solid stacks. BECOME A WORLD RECORD HOLDER! Email with your stacking experience (bologna knowledge a plus). G’day and happy stacking!