February 2010
80 posts
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Facepalm.
Looking for a witch for a specific purpose (Levittown)
Date: 2010-01-30, 3:43PM EST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am looking for a witch..a real witch. I need a favor and will not post it here but if you contact me, I will explain. I am very serious and you should be to. Do not worry, I am not looking to do anything illegal. I hope to hear from you.
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Can you make Lady GaGa's Grammy hat out of paper? ...
I make high quality PAPER HATS! (South Philadelphia)
Date: 2010-01-25, 3:16PM EST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am a talented paper hat maker who is currently taking orders for the spring season. It may be the case that a lot of art related businesses are failing due to the lack of support and the economy in general BUT THE PAPER HAT BUSINESS IS THRIVING! My hats are original...
January 2010
260 posts
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REPENT FOR THOSE OIL FILTERS, YOU FILTHY SINNER. ...
Forgiveness (Denver)
Date: 2010-01-19, 7:03PM MST Reply to: xxxxx [Errors when replying to ads?]
To whom it applies to. During the winter of 1987, January or February time frame, I was 18 years old and up to no good. I was out driving around the neighborhoods of Denver, which one I do not recall, when I decided to commit a very stupid act against people that I have never met. Around one...
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Please Tell Me This is A Best Of CL...
Seeking hit man for my drummer (everywhere)
Date: 2010-01-29, 5:01PM MST Reply to: comm-qjwcd-1577094377@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Looking for someone special who would kill my drummer for $100.00. Do not fear any negative consequences for this act. Any self respecting law enforcement agency would gladly turn the other cheek once they hear this guy “play”. I am...
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You're a Dumbass.
Lost Cheeech&Chong Album (@ show in boulder)
Date: 2010-01-27, 12:07PM MST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
Someone offered to have my Big Bamboo album signed for me. I never seen him come out of the auditorioum after that. Would appriciate any info reguarding this
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Send Me Back...
damaged goods - m4w - 26 (west beijing)
Date: 2010-01-20, 1:29PM CT Reply To This Post
something different, any girls out there keen on guys with black eyes? I’ve recently acquired a good one with a nice cheek bone gash to match. Healing fast, get your bruised fruit while it’s ripe! :)
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This guy's about to get my whole drawer.
Women well worn shoes/socks - $40 (Auckland)
Date: 2010-01-16, 4:47PM NZDT Reply to: XXXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
Looking to buy used women/girls shoes/socks. I am particularly looking for ones that has some foot odour. I know its weird, its kind of like a hobbie. If anyone have any to sell it will be great. I am willing to pay a fair amount for them aswell :), at least $40 a pair. If...
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I'll have what she's on.
Missed connection with a mailing address for wanker Bob Schneider - w4m - 2002 (Atx)
Date: 2010-01-29, 5:41PM CST Reply To This Post
Because though I AM glad that you ‘will rock my ass’ and that there is a messageboard with crusty posts from July and some place in California where I can send off with nickels and get back an autograph that is probably not yours… I would rather...
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Trading the Family Pet for a Gun. Classy.
umbrella cockatoo for handgun - $1200
Date: 2010-01-28, 12:17PM PST Reply to: XXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
bird is 2 years old, loves to be a part of the family comes with cage and accessories, looking to trade her for a nice handgun, may consider a hunting rifle or shotgun
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Found in the Sacramento Rooms/Share Wanted...
Woman wanting a Woman/not a girl
Date: 2010-01-28, 9:39PM PST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
Am 44 yrs old and am interested in meeting someone to get me out of a” Man” relationship! Am in good shape-but soon to be ex husband has put me through the ringer! I just recently started my own online business, as he asked me to do, and that is not good enough for him. I...
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Oh...my...God pt 2
roomforafemaleonlythankyou (sac)
Date: 2010-01-29, 12:36AM PST Reply to: XXXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
roomfor afemale only thank you freerentroomforafemaleonlypleasethankyouroomforafemaleonlyfree rentroomforafemaleonlyfreerentthanksroomforafemale onlyroom for a femaleonllyroom for a female onlycomelivewithmeroomforafemaleonlyroomforafemaleonlyroom for a female only you have kingsizebed...
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Tales of Incest Vol 1
Sex with my sis, day three (her bed)
Date: 2010-01-28, 1:58PM PST Reply To This Post
Been hooking up with my sister the last 3 days since she broke up with her b/f. THe girl is such a freak, finding out a lot about her. She has been with a lot of guys, finding out she has been a bit of a slut. But she promises, to only do me at this time. I spent the night at her place. was late for work. Our...
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Won't You Be My Neighbor?
neighbor, lets pretend your asleep again - m4w (placer)
Date: 2010-01-28, 1:42PM PST Reply To This Post
i know, i know but it was exciting. Lets pretend your asleep again and i will rub your ass some more. Maybe more?
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The Ladies Man
Leon Phelps chicka chicka wowwow - 30 (sac)
Date: 2010-01-28, 7:28PM PST Reply To This Post
The ladies man. I’m lookin for miss right to complete my life I wanna lick a fine bitches asshole. then make love to the pussy. In bed, or on the floor out back, or in the car or in the mall. till next time loen phelps the ladies man
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I want to believe.
Green lights in the sky
Date: 2010-01-22, 1:11PM CST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
Last night Thursday Jan. 21, at approx. 10:30pm I witnessed a bright green light in the sky. The light was very bright and green. It was heading down towards the surface of the earth, almost like a meteor. Several observations baffled me. The light seemed to turn off before it got close to the...
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Dude with wife issues loses hubcap.
lost hubcap posible ransom paid (pelican lake - Buffalo, MN)
Date: 2010-01-28, 12:37PM CST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
Please help a laid off plumber get his “not liking his fishing so much” wife off of his back. I went ice fishing on pelican lake near Buffalo MN, and might have lost it on the lake or somewhere between Monticello and Pelican. It belongs to a...
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Who needs toilet paper?
Generous ass licker in mood to lick a sexy young woman’s ass - 42 (nj)
Date: 2010-01-16, 3:02PM EST Reply To This Post
very simple-I am a professional white male who enjoys licking ass. I will be generous and humbly lick your ass. Not seeking anything else.
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As Vague as..............your post.
55 Brick Blvd (Brick)
Date: 2010-01-07, 10:31PM EST Reply to: XXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I broke my leg in the stop and shop / burlington coat factory parking lot and they are shifting the weight of any responsibility. “No Body No Nuttin” Anyway, these stores rent and I can’t get a handle on who the landlord is. Listen to this, I get a call, blocked ID asking me what...
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Red Bull...
I Need some wings (Jersey Shore)
Date: 2010-01-21, 11:42PM EST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
hello i am making a movie and i am doing a scene with a grown man dressed as cupid, and i was wondering if anyone had a pair of costume wings i could borrow for the day?
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...ok!
simple job for a female (portland)
Date: 2010-01-16, 2:45PM CST Reply to: xxxxx [Errors when replying to ads?]
just want a female, 18-28, to come over and wear a pair of handcuffs for me…and just hang out and lemme be a sweetie. that’s all.
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the ultimate missed connection
Saw you 33 years ago, you were wearing clothes - m4w - 43 (CC)
Date: 2010-01-19, 9:46PM CST Reply To This Post
I saw you about 33 years ago at the Stripes on Saratoga. It was raining, dark, and I was in my car, lights out, covering my face with a hat. You were in the store, minding your own business, walked out and didn’t look up, or even look my way. I thought we connected. Tell me what...
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Playtex 18 Hour.
i need sex with a big titted gal - 28 (fb,cc,southside)
Date: 2010-01-23, 7:12AM CST Reply To This Post
i am a 28 year old hispanic male i stand 6’7” i weigh less than 400 pounds i am 6 1/2” in penis size. i am looking for a big breasted woman between 35-55 to have straight sex with i like to take showers and sleep. i work at whataburger i am horny i want to watch you try...
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I have this problem all the time.
Hog problems?..Let Us Get rid of them!!
Date: 2010-01-11, 4:56PM CST Reply to: XXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
Have an infestation of hogs/pigs? …GIve me a kall at ——- I charge $20 NOT a pig..just $20 straight out it may be negotiable with distance.i will supply everything and you will have the privilage of living your life hog/pig free ..When you call ask for Nick ...
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Looking for a Kidney on CL.
20 year old guy need hey kidney (Corpus Christi Texas)
Date: 2010-01-19, 6:19PM CST Reply to: XXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am hey 20 year old guy that going too kidney dialysis .My kidney failure becruse of some kidney disease that kill my kidney. I am hey college student that going too school and hopefully make something out of myself n finish school . I get my day that i want too to...
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Another Awesomely Long Post Worth Reading...
you want me to what?! reposting in case you missed it - 29
Date: 2010-01-23, 4:04PM EST Reply To This Post
So a couple of weeks ago a put up a post regarding the etiquette of intersexual drink-buying at bars. Lo and behold, this past weekend a friend of mine got burned at the tav by falling for the exact trap that my post warned against. Accordingly, I felt compelled to repost for the benefit of...
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Only in Athens →
biggray:
Used Time Machine - $350 (Finley ST)
Used time machine. In good condition. I haven’t used it much recently so it’s just taking up space.
Powered by two solar panels (not pictured) that rest in the wood brackets on top.
Location: Finley ST
(HT: Candice Jones via Mat Lewis)
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ladies, he's single!
Escaped Convict On The Run - 33 (Santa Barbara)
Date: 2010-01-15, 1:49AM PST Reply To This Post
Having recently escaped from Pelican Bay federal prison while working on the loading docks, I am looking for a woman I can shack up with for a while so I can work on assuming a new identity. My crime was bank robbery and I stashed the cash before I was locked up. If we can work something out, I can...
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Looking for Drug Partners on CL probably isn't the...
Hallucinigens (: (Santa Barbara)
Date: 2010-01-17, 12:06PM PST Reply to: XXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I watched some Sunny in Philadelphia episode (of a whole season) where Danny Devito does acid and I got excited to also relive my former Shroom/acid days. I’m 44 and thought there may be others out there interested in doing that. We could all drop and go to Soho or bowling or...
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Looking for Sean Windell: I am a solid crew of...
looking for solid crew of bros
Date: 2010-01-23, 9:56PM PST Reply to: comm-cyrx5-1567737981@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
solid crew of bros to go creep on bitties jersey shore status hit me on the gmail seanwindell123@yahoo.com ask for sean windell by name
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Is it ok if they're a little sticky?
adult magazines (Paris)
Date: 2010-01-09, 5:21PM CET Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I’m looking for some adult magazines that anyone might be looking to get rid of. Hard-core, straight, gay, bi, anything really. Thanks
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Oh here's a real winner.
One Baby in 2010 - 40 (Paris)
Date: 2010-01-14, 2:35PM CET Reply To This Post
Hello, I’m a smart and cute 40 years old french guy (5,8 f and 128 lb) and I’m looking for the future mother of my son/daughter … but no on a classic/romantic point of view, I’m just looking for a biological mother, that means no commitment for living together or any other stuff. I’ll...
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Fun Fact: January 18th is the most depressing day...
The most depressing day of the year…. (Paris)
Date: 2010-01-18, 3:24PM CET Reply To This Post
…..is today according to some crap article on some crap website that I was reading. How appropriate to be spending it in the world capital of ennui. I was thinking of taking some chemical therapy by sitting in the dark with a bottle of bargain scotch, a pack of 20 and a Tom Waits CD but if...
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How not to do a Personal Ad #3: Good Memory
Man speak – woman listen. Man say – woman do - 39 (Ile de France)
Date: 2010-01-22, 6:57AM CET Reply To This Post
Looking for a woman with whom to organise a very personal battle of the sexes. Me: lazy, apathetic, a good memory, winner of 2002 ‘sexiest man on the planet’ award*, an excellent memory, English, limbs fully functional, (sadly, same true of reproductive organ) and a good...
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best craigslist post
thundercatzz:
1984 Pontiac Fiero Greetings Amerikan, This is hip shaking 1984 Pontiac Fiero. This motor car uses Czar of Engine Family, Iron Duke, feature LCD gauges of future, and pop up headlights reminiscent of breast of fecund womans. Speakers are in headrest so Whitesnake is closer to brain. Take big haired, run away to carnival, win Bon Jovi coke mirror, and thanks to teflon coated seats,...
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What I had always wished for.
I WANT TO GET NAKED IN YOUR HOUSE - m4w - 20 (North Co. Dublin)
Date: 2010-01-17, 1:45AM GMT Reply To This Post
Hey I’m looking for a woman of any age to get naked for and hang out around her house, it’s a fantasy of mine that I would like to bring into reality. If your interested please reply.
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Uhhh...?
LIFE GENTERATION HAS LANDED (AMERICA BOSSES)
Date: 2010-01-20, 10:38PM GMT Reply to: XXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
LIVE LIFE TO BELIVE AND HOLD WITH FORTH AND TIME AGAIST THE TRAIL OF LIFE CAN BREATH GAME AND TRUSTING THE REAL AND MOTAVATION KID TEENS AND HALF ALDUTS BEARLY LIEABOUT WHAT THEY SEE
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Sorry dude.
I have evenfingers both hands(fingers same length) anyone else? (orlando,fl.)
Date: 2010-01-22, 2:47AM GMT Reply to: XXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
from birth,box hands just wanted to know if anyone else
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The whores of the sea.
Ode to my sexy Walrus - 92 (Austin)
Date: 2010-01-23, 2:50PM CST Reply To This Post
I loved the way the light reflected off of your skin, like a rubbery beach ball under a florescent lamp. The rolls of your fat remind me of pudding shortly after a free fall that hasn’t yet been flattened out by gravity’s gentle caress. Smooth and slick in the water, your cute bottle nose, and...
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this post made me verklempt
Hebrew Seeks Hebress for Shabbat - m4w - 35 (Hilo, Waiakea Fishpond)
Date: 2010-01-20, 9:26AM HST Reply To This Post
So what’s not to like you’ve never seen such a mensch I’m sitting here kvelling already you might as well give it a go who knows you could get lucky!!
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Well, he's honest.
Will marry for money. - m4w - 65 (Waikiki)
Date: 2010-01-19, 10:56AM HST Reply To This Post
I don’t want romance or a live together relationship but will marry again for lots of money. Lots means enough to live like a King. Enough to have a big yacht, a personal jet, several homes, and a compleate staff to care for all my needs, wants and desires. Otherwise I would just like a female...
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The Ultimate in Responses
re: HELP WIDOWED MOM (Just a thought…..)
Date: 2010-01-19, 8:22PM HST Reply to: XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
Do you put out?
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How does a midget hold a bass in the first place? →
ephtothee:
please flag with care: miscategorized prohibited spam/overpost best of craigslist
Looking for Midget Bass Player (Anchorage)
Date: 2010-01-20, 6:12PM AKST Reply to: comm-c32zj-1562844122@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
OK, so here’s the deal. We are a garage band. We have a garage, however the person with dibs on the garage does not want to move their...
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Awesome wicked long post - a must read.
$800 Room4Rent w/ views? views! location! location (Hollywood Hills north of Franklin Ave) (map)
Date: 2010-01-21, 12:14PM PST Reply to:XXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
E-mail me your detailed PERSONAL BACKGROUND (everything to see if we will be compatible, student, or type of work, if you like clubbing, movies, sports, etc., etc. and attached your PICTURES so we can schedule appointment)...
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There better be money in the wallet.
Rob me and go! - m4w
Date: 2010-01-22, 11:50AM EST Reply To This Post
Hey, If you are bored today and want a brief, odd experience then let’s set a location. You rob me of my wallet and clothes and leave me… Don’t look back and go on your way :) Don’t judge it could be fun…
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What?
hey you wanna favor
Date: 2009-12-28, 12:53PM EST Reply to: XXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
what’s up i’m keith i live in pa and i wanna do you a favor somehting non monetary creative and possible no perverts asking me to wear a skirt to the grocery store or anything like that something with real creativity and than I want you to do me an equally creative possible favor i’m...
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David Hasselhoff turns to CL.
BAYWATCH LIFEGUARD (Just 40-50 beauty ladies)
Date: 2010-01-17, 8:23PM EST Reply to: XXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
“SWIM WITH ME” Hi sweetie, would you like to swim with me, do scuba diving in the Caribbean Ocean? Hola preciosa, soy un hombre encantador de 50’ descendencia Rusa/Polish y que disfruta mucho de la Natacion Tambien me gustaria conocer una amiga si bien no...
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YEAHFUCKYOUHILLARY
HILLARY CLINTON (Battery Park)
Date: 2010-01-21, 12:17AM EST Reply to: XXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
HILLARY CLINTON THE HAITIAN COMMUNITY WANT YOU OUT OF OUR COUNTRY HAITI PORT AU PRINCE EVER SINCE YOU WENT DOWN TO HAITI YOU HAVE BEEN STOPING PLANES COMING FROM FRANCE TO LAND ON HAITI BOATS ALSO FRANCE CAME WITH DOCTORS MEDICATIONS SUPPLIES YOU STOPING THEM FROM HELPING US LISTEN HILLARY...