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Missed Corrections- the blog of Craigslist Edits →
My Biggest Regret Ever: Giving a Guy Off... →
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is giving a guy off Craigslist a blowjob for Taylor Swift Tickets. I responded to an ad where the guy said that he would sell me 2 tickets for $50 each. I went to his apartment to pick them up and he started to tell me that he wouldn’t sell them less for $150 a ticket. I…
I don’t dole out the BJs for anything less than Nicki Minaj...
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I was in hit by a Pharmacy...
Help Needed (everyone only) (montreal)
Date: 2010-12-05, 4:13PM EST Répondre à : comm-jxemw-2096758823@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I was in hit by a pharmarcy now pharmaplus out front of my school 30 years ago and put into a coma that left me with epilepsy I tried to sue and the governmenrt gave them bankrupcy protection and the doctors refused and still til this day...
November 2010
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Rants & Raves Maine Edition #2
This guy should be on Loveline…
women and oral (on my cock)
Date: 2010-11-24, 10:54PM EST
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lets get real here ………… the day woman stop sucking on our cocks , is the day no more woman are on this earth . Granted they will stop when your married or stop when you are with then for a while. But they will keep on giving head , and love...
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Rants & Raves - Maine Edition
What about Somali Massholes?
NO MASSHOLES, NO SOMALI’S (Maine would be a better place!!)
Date: 2010-11-24, 5:31PM EST
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I hate MassHoles AND Somali immigrants!! DEAD-WEIGHT LOSERS!! MASSHOLES and SOMALI’S - GO HOME!!!
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Reasons You Are Still Single...#1
You start off personal ads with “I’m a selfish prick.”
Run away, little girl. - 25 (southern maine)
Date: 2010-11-21, 8:04PM EST
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I’m a selfish prick. I am what I eat, so I eat only the best. I like yoga and not just for the yoga girls, although their flexibility used to intrigue me. Now I like them if they can keep up. Yes, you look fat...
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Body = Vagina, FYI.
REALLY, dude? I mean… REALLY?
body casting - m4w
Date: 2010-11-18, 8:40AM EST
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I am looking into getting some liquid latex and wanted to know how many women out there would be willing to cast there vagina. I can’t pay anything for your time, but I can create a cast replica of your vagina and give it to you in return. I am looking for women that...
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CAPS LOCK RANT OF THE WEEK
PEOPLE LOOKING FOR GRANDMA&GRANDPA FOR THIER KIDS!!!!!:( (MAINE)
Date: 2010-11-03, 9:20AM EDT Reply to: see below
COME ON PARENTS!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS???? YOUR LOOKING FOR STRANGERS TO BECOME FAMILY TO YOUR CHILDREN??? YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE LETTING INTO YOUR HOME/OR AROUND YOUR KIDS!!! YOU MAY THINK YOU KNOW THEM/YOU MAY THINK THEY ARE SAFE ”AROUND”YOUR CHILDREN AFTER...
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In the Lost & Found #1
THIS made you give up faith in humanity?
Faith in humanity (maine)
Date: 2010-11-20, 5:32PM EST Reply to: comm-kyay3-2071491669@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I tried to give my own T-day dinner to a family in need.. And get asked to provide gas money so they can come get it… I quit.. You did it CList.. screw you all.
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nba: Is anyone looking for a job? →
THIS. IS. AWESOME.
nba-jerseys:
Saw this on Craigslist, anyone interested? Astronaut needed for experimental flight to Titan. I have been working on this project now for near 40 years and am afraid I’m no longer fit enough to go. My secret space craft is the result of my professional experience and imagination while serving…
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This Thanksgiving, Be An Escort...
Eye Candy for Family Dinner Job… (Bronx)
Date: 2010-11-24, 5:23PM EST Reply to: gigs-5v6kw-2078294702@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I would like a to take a pretty young lady to my Family Dinner for 2 hours, from 7 to 8:30ish on Thanksgiving Day… You are pretty, petite, and any race. Please be 5/5 and under. Job pays $20 per hour. That’s it, nothing more,...
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Thanksgiving Edition: The Turkey Day Tool Bag
ThanksGiving Invite wanted by Very Fun Interesting Generous Newcomer
Date: 2010-11-23, 11:12AM EST Reply to: comm-xmawy-2075903782@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
HI: Besides the following, i can also wash the dishes, cut the Turkey, etc (i am vegetarian, but not a purist): > tell great tasteful jokes > tell inspiring stories > lead really fun dinner games (I wrote...
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The Talk.
its time for the talk (woodbury)
Date: 2010-11-20, 10:32PM CST Reply to: comm-hgmbw-2071914993@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i am a 30 year old male.. do to religious beleives i never had the talk… I am looking for a male or female to help with that….
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I want to be this guy's F***ING pen pal and SH*T
So does anyone want to be my F***ing pen PAL?!
Date: 2010-11-23, 12:03AM CST Reply to: comm-tysaf-2075473187@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Just looking for some mother F***er to be my pen pal, HOLY SH** I make super awesome F***ing letters and mix CDs and do any F***ing A**hole* Ever REturn THE FAVOR?!?! F*** NO! I make cards out of Construction paper and glue sticks that...
October 2010
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Bitter Contractor makes a plea on craigslist
All Home owners need to read, labor problems. (All areas)
Date: 2010-10-05, 6:54AM EDT Reply to: serv-jf9z4-1989647202@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi thanks for reading. There are many people complaining about labor cost, and what you should pay to have something done in or outside of your house. I’m a contractor with 20 years in the home repair and remodeling business....
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Seems like a normal roommate ad at first...
$400 nice quiet neighborhood (raeford) (map)
Date: 2010-08-28, 6:50PM EDT Reply to: hous-je83e-1924680537@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i am offering housing in raeford 400 covers all utilities and cable. im a very easy going guy that really needs to rent the room out i have one other roomate that is a school teacher at an elementary school and i still have a room available. the...
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God of Craigslist will shut you down
»>ATTN CAROLINA HICK KEEP FLAGGING AND
Date: 2010-09-25, 11:12AM EDT Reply to: sale-ahvuu-1972789543@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
ATTN CAROLIN HICK “DUNN” MOTORSPORTS KEEP FLAGGING AND YEAH YOU WILL SEE THIS SITE CLEANED UP BECAUSE I WILL SHUT THIS FUCKING PLACE DOWN NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO POST AN AD I WILL FLAGG EVERTHING OFF I DONT GIVE A FUCK KEEP PLAYING...
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Important Questions from Raleigh Craigslist
How do you use a butthole like a vagina?
Date: 2010-09-15, 9:05PM EDT Reply To This Post
I just dont understand how this can be done!!!
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He has breasts.
be aware of lucas “sam” mccain (arvada)
Date: 2010-10-02, 12:50PM MDT Reply to: comm-r59qw-1985409161@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i was assaulted by this man he preys on women who are in need of help and afraid to go to the police he is heavily into bondage and has breasts sleeps in a coffin and has several guns in his home not all legal he lives two doors down from...
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...unless you like punishment.
STAY AWAY FROM SEARS (Everywhere)
Date: 2010-10-08, 2:44PM MDT Reply to: comm-twsjb-1996140854@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Free delivery and free pickup just cost me $80.00 I bought a dishwasher from these crooks, and have had nothing but GRIEF. Go to Measured Up.Com and see what I saw…. 184 COMPLAINTS - many just like mine, in the first 30 pages (of a couple of hundred...
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What is this. I don't even...
Bologna stacking?
Date: 2010-10-07, 1:00PM MDT Reply to: comm-3yd8g-1994123379@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Looking to break a world record in stacking bologna? Good! We are too, and we have thousands of slices if bologna just waiting to be stacked. We are looking for a few strapping gentleman between the ages of 14 and 64 to join our crack team of bologna stackers. We will...
September 2010
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Dibs on Porn Name Rights.
breakfast with a tranny - m4t (inside or outside 610 - someplace cool)
Date: 2010-09-23, 9:21AM CDT Reply To This Post
are you a public crossdresser or tranny? let’s meet up at a cozy coffee house? i get turned on knowing i’m in public with a hot tranny!! if you reply type “STARBUCKS” on the subject line.
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Ass missing.
lost donkey (huntsville,tx)
Date: 2010-09-19, 12:04PM CDT Reply to: comm-y9dpb-1962210811@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
missing small Jack Donkey. Has cross on his back…very gentle but shy of ropes. He loves dog food. We miss him very much
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Oh SHI-
chloeinvirtuallife:
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FYI I'm 385.
to the jerk at the dungeon in Midtowne (down town El Lay)
Date: 2010-09-15, 7:55PM PDT Reply To This Post
Yes, I was walking around the Dungeon at Midtown spa, yes it’s a bathhouse. Was a little tired b/c the diabetes makes my leg numb. Went to lean on the wall to rest. You wanted to fuck the guy that you just met. You than said “can we have some privacy please?” What the fuck?...